Thursday 3 April 2008

Wankety Wank: the answers...

So do you remember this quiz we set about 17 years ago? Time, finally, for some answers...

A nice easy start, this one, and a prime example of the minimalist genius of the wankline copywriter: 'Full Load'.

All British readers probably got this one easily, too: 'Jiffy'.

Here's where it got harder; some people, obviously clocking the rhyme metre of the previous question, went for 'Rock'. Sadly not, for a drippy cock isn't likely to make anyone rock - unless it was in a convulsed manner, of course. Correct answer; 'Sick'.

This was an evil question, and the answers were alarmingly creative. 'Barmaids'. 'Builders'. 'Brickies'. 'Bastards'. 'Boyladies'. 'Bitches'. 'Butchers'. Nope. The correct answer: 'Brothers'.

Erm, 'Dog'.

3 comments:

Unknown said...

That was some much appreciated entertainment. An actual worthwhile distraction on the internet, that's all I come online for, worthwhile distractions.

Nottingham's 'Mr Sex' said...

Well, as me Nana used to say; the day you stop learning about transvestite brothers in toilets is the day you start dying.

generic viagra said...

hahahaha, I think that it is quite funny how those commercial are implicit sexual content.