Todger Talk isn't exactly sure what it's going to do this weekend, but it knows for a fact it's not going to have anything to do with football as a protest against the general greedy-bastardness of the Premier League. Until Monday, feel free to gorge yourselves upon the following links...
Dave Dee (ask your Nana) publishes a seminal diatribe against the horrors of the female fashion industry, from that vital feminist textbook the 1970 Fab 208 annual
Bête de Jour talks about getting some pussy
How big is this sex toy? Why, it's a foot! (ba-dum-TISH!)
Hear the dulcet tones of Mr Sex talking to the wonderful Tania Glyde and the one and only Tim Fountain about his aversion to anal sex on the much-missed Midnight Sex Talk (he's, erm, changed his mind a bit since then - and get well soon, Tania)
And some proper Valentines cards
3 comments:
Dave Dee of Dave Dee, Dozy, Beaky, Mick and Titch fame?
The same, Sir.
Congratulations! In that foot thing have found a sex-toy more repulsively unerotic than any mentioned in Mr Sex's alst column (no pun intended).
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