Tuesday, 22 January 2008

Sam: Your dirty mind


One thing that men never seem to honestly talk about what really turns them on – or if they do it’s all ‘yeah I’d love to have a foursome with porn star X, Y and TV hottie Z’. Actually at least 50% of men (and probably a lot more) fantasise while they are having sex, why? Well it's like salt and pepper, it adds spice!

Here are some corker male fantasies from the fantastic Scarlet Magazine. Certainly made me lift my eyebrows!

“I’d like to watch my girlfriend giving oral sex to another woman, but I can’t exactly suggest it over dinner”

“I’d like to spank my girlfriend while she begs me to stop. I think she’d feel awkward about it so I’m scared to ask. I want to pull down her knickers and push her over a table and really smack her arse hard. Is that odd?”

“I’ve always wanted my girlfriend to pretend she was a virgin, but I worry that she’d think I was a pervert. I like the idea of being her first shag and making her do naughty things. I know it’s extreme, but it is a favourite fantasy of mine”

“I have a fetish for women in uniform, particularly policewomen. In my fantasy we indulge in some S&M, with the policewoman handcuffing me and then slapping me around a bit. I like the idea of having to do what she tells me to do or she’ll put her truncheon somewhere it shouldn’t be”

“My big fantasy is giving a woman oral sex after she’s just had sex with another man. It’s the thought of her being dirty and messy that gets me hard.”

What are your fantasies? Have you managed to put any of them into action?

13 comments:

Swineshead said...

None of those fantasies listed made me raise an eyebrow, I'm afraid - they're all your standard Club International / Razzle fare - the sort of stuff you learn about when you first see a grot mag.

Where's the really 'out there' shit? Scat, fisting and moonlight sacrifice - those are 'out there' fantasies. Probably a little bit edgy for a magazine as buttoned up as Scarlet though.

Nottingham's 'Mr Sex' said...

This is the problem these days, though; the boundaries have been pushed out so far that only the illegal, unhygienic and flat-out mentalist are truly taboo. Also, we're not living in the 50's anymore - the average standard male fantasy is a lot more achievable these days, so long as you're not picky, you're prepared to lower your morals a bit and have the money

(Personally, my main fantasy is to get into a time machine and hold hands and that with Paula Wilcox in 1972. The second one is having it off all over a deserted Babbacombe Model Village, preferably ending with a shuddering climax on top of the shopping centre, while all the 'villagers' judge me with their little paint-blob eyes)

Nottingham's 'Mr Sex' said...

(oh, and to my knowledge, Scarlet have already covered fisting and coprophilia. I missed the one where they sacrificed someone at midnight, though)

Swineshead said...

I suppose Scarlet have to cover the whole range, shagging isn't really a limitless topic for a monthly.

I like your model village idea - you would feel like a giant. And your winkle would be comparitively massive.

Nottingham's 'Mr Sex' said...

I hadn't thought about that. I could knock a car over, for example. Or push it through someone's window while they were watching telly...

Boy said...

Alas, Neglegent of the fine semi-anonymity the interweb doth afford us, I'm still not willing to put the weird stuff on here. That's some of my biggest secrets!

I think I'm "relatively normal" in the sense I'm a massive fan of being submissive in the bedroom. And I have a big thing for teachers/older women...

I find it quite interesting about the 50% of men fantasize during sex. I'm one!

Lily Lane said...

"the average standard male fantasy is a lot more achievable these days, so long as you're not picky, you're prepared to lower your morals a bit and have the money"

Are you suggesting that paying a prostitute for sex is immoral?

If so, would you say it is more or less moral to

a)make an honest transaction of money for sex with a prostitute, or

b)go out hunting for a woman who you can dupe into having sex with you by plying her with alcohol and... inaccuracies (to put it sensitively)?

Nottingham's 'Mr Sex' said...

Personally, I'd choose to do neither, but I see what you're getting at. Prostituion isn't my cup of tea, but it's a fuck's sight better than option b). Perhaps 'lowering your morals' was the wrong phrase. When I think of a better one, I'll let you know...

By the way, I wasn't just insinuating prostitution when I mentioned money; there are plenty of swingers clubs knocking about that offer the opportunity to sate the most obvious male fantasies, at a price.

Rosie said...

My poll shows that a 3-some was at the top of a guy's list. As for the list of desires from Scarlet - as has been said here they are all a little tame, but certainly do-able. All you guys have to do is TALK about things, bring up the topic, share. You might find we females quite receptive.

Anonymous said...

But there's the rub Rosie. I'd agee sharing your fantasies is good but lingering at the back of the mind of those that do is the fear that their partner will scream, accuse them of being a pervert and/or tell everyone in the mutual circle of friends.

In fact most of these fears are groundless and as you say people are open to these things. But it's a big hurdle for some.

On a personal note putting fantasies out there has always worked and has led to some very memorable incidents.

original_sin said...

It's not just men that fantasise during sex either, it gives me a kick to do it as well. Just so everyone knows that females like it as well lol, or at least I do.

I may share a fantasy another time.

spank_n_spangle said...

Hmmmmm, would definitely agree with the ladies comments, we do like to fantasise and enjoy putting most of them into action too.

I think there are two on that list, that I haven't been lucky enough to enjoy, but here's hoping ...........

lovessex said...

My husband and I share our fantasies and always have. The thing is that we trust each other and know whatever the fantasy is it won't be laughed at or scorned.

We have played out a lot of our fantasies (the ones we can) and we have found that once the fantasy has been realized that it's not a fantasy anymore.
So now our fantasies seem to be about having other people involved. We talk about our thoughts while having sex and it stimulates both of us.