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8 comments:
If only you could get that on a Loveheart sweet...
Eloquent, succinct, and brutal. What about the good aspects of it? I know it's fun to pretend there aren't any, and that people who celebrate it are puppets of consumerism, but that's not always true.
My man and I pick a random day to do the lovey stuff, usually near Feb because that's when we think about it :p He's up a mountain for the actual 14th.
BEST TT POST EVER.
(and much agreed. Dumbest holiday ever.)
Ha, awesome.
The thing I like most about Valentine's Day is thinking of all the miserable people being nagged into doing something for it, therefore destroying any actually romantic potential of the day. I don't celebrate it. In fact the husband is under strict instructions never ever to buy flowers or chocolates for me, especially today.
We do random nice things for each other throughout the year.
http://www.meish.org/vd/card/unimaginative
Says it all really!
Happy Anti-Valentines!
Was it V day?
I hadn't noticed...
I had an antivalentines day with some single friends. Much more fun.
I love V day.I spend the preceding week collecting quality dog turds,which I lovingly box and ribbon and post to my cuntiest ex gfs,along with a card which reads "someone somewhere thinks you're a shit".
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