I promise not to say any more about it, apart from;
- That bloke on the cover is not me.
- I hope he has a shave before he gets his mouth round his bird's bits.
- It tells you everything you need to know about how to give someone a proper nosh.
- If your current oral technique is like the Elephant Man after dental anaesthetic, you need to read this.
- (or you could just ask me in the pub)