Friday, 10 April 2009
'Mr Sex': The Official Todger Talk Easter-Related Sex Tip
1) Buy one of those boxes of Cadburys Creme Eggs.
2) Unwrap the first one.
3) Bite the top off.
4) Remove all of the fondant creme yolky bit using your tongue.
5) Repeat with the remaining five.
6) Go down to shops, and repeat stages 1-5 over and over again
Congratulations. You have just improved your oral sex technique. All you need to do is find a woman who doesn't mind double chins or pustule-ridden complexions, and then wonder that no advertising executive has ever clocked that going down on Cadbury's Creme Eggs is the male version of this. Happy Easter. See you next week.