Friday, 10 April 2009

'Mr Sex': The Official Todger Talk Easter-Related Sex Tip


1) Buy one of those boxes of Cadburys Creme Eggs.

2) Unwrap the first one.

3) Bite the top off.

4) Remove all of the fondant creme yolky bit using your tongue.

5) Repeat with the remaining five.

6) Go down to shops, and repeat stages 1-5 over and over again

Congratulations. You have just improved your oral sex technique. All you need to do is find a woman who doesn't mind double chins or pustule-ridden complexions, and then wonder that no advertising executive has ever clocked that going down on Cadbury's Creme Eggs is the male version of this. Happy Easter. See you next week.

6 comments:

Clair said...

I did that walking down the street on Tuesday (with only the one, though). Three men beeped at me - but nobody stopped. Better luck next time, Clair...

Anonymous said...

Great advice - but please don't forget that there's no clitoris on a creme egg...

my sun sets to rise again said...

Hurrah! That is exactly how I eat my creme eggs.

Unfortunately, it is also the reason I can't eat them in public - you only need to catch someone's eye once... ~blushes~

Nottingham's 'Mr Sex' said...

You could always use a Revel as a clitoris, though. The orange ones.

The Bad Yogi said...

But if you do this with the caramel ones, your tongue will be strong enough to lift her, err sweep her off her feet!

Anonymous said...

Mhmmm, The Bad Yogi... My creme egg eating has always been like this. You know it's time to break up with a guy when you eat the egg, keeping eye-contact...and he shows not one iota of interest!!