Tuesday, 31 March 2009

Here's your Sam Update


Ahoy hoy. 'Mr Sex' here, apologising for the lack of postage over the past week (other shit to do, alas), but more importantly, updating you on my sex partner (but not in that sense) Sam, as I had a natter on the phone with him the other day.

The fact of the matter is, Sam had a massive stroke at the beginning of the month and was nearly taken away from us and spirited off to Sexpert Heaven, where the clouds are made of fishnet and the angels pluck at dildos and talk about anal masturbation techniques all the livelong day. (actually, no joking on this - he had an extremely lucky escape)

The good news is that the man is making a very rapid recovery and is starting to walk about and get to grips with all the everyday stuff we take for granted - he asked me to tell you that you wouldn't believe what a luxury showering alone can be until you've had a stroke. He also said that he is exceedingly grateful to his lady friend and her mates.

The absolutely brilliant news is that all being well, he'll be checking out of hospital in the next two weeks, and we're putting together a plan of action so he can be hitting you off with Samly advice as soon as he's ready to. It's gonna be a while before he's back on proper form, so sit tight and keep sending those good vibes in his direction.

Thank you,

'Mr Sex'

15 comments:

suburbanhen said...

*good vibes*
*good vibes*
*good vibes*

Anna said...

My gosh, I can't believe it was so serious! I'll be praying for you, Sam. You keep getting better, and come back to us when you're ready. X

Clair said...

Crikey, she said in true Carry On fashion.

Lotsa love.
x

badgerdaddy said...

Consider the good vibes ongoing. And to prove it, I have a great word verification code: undio
Sounds like an undercracker-bearing superhero. Like Sam, no doubt.

BenefitScroungingScum said...

Best Wishes to Sam. I experienced multiple minor strokes several years ago. It can feel incredibly isolating for younger people, so perhaps this site specifically for young stroke survivors may be of use. http://www.differentstrokes.co.uk/
Bendy Girl

Anonymous said...

oh my gosh get well soon!
Plus my verification code beats undio! Mine is the appropriate 'ureste'. That's right Sam even the internet is telling you to rest up and feel better soon!

thegirl said...

Please send my warmest wishes to Sam, I'm glad to hear he's OK, but cannot imagine the trauma he's been through. Awful, just awful.

Lots of positive thoughts coming your way Sam, hope you make a full recovery.

x

TheStagCompany.com said...

Sorry to hear about that, hope things are on the up. get well soon.

Katie said...

Speedy recovery, love and best wishes to you and yours.

Jade said...

Holy crap, that's some scary shit. Best wishes to you!

Anonymous said...

Nasty business, but good to hear he's on the road to recovery.

Jane said...

wow that is a terrible thing to go through but glad he is on his way to a good recovery! sending all the good thoughts his way...get well soon!!!!

AmandaK said...

Urgh, a stroke. For all the word's good connotations it's a horrible thing to happen. All the best.

Canuckian's Evil Twin said...

holy jeebus - get better soon, sam! good vibes are being broadcast your way.

Kriss said...

Does this mean we get audio of Sam? Just a thought!

Get well soon.