Tuesday, 31 March 2009
Here's your Sam Update
Ahoy hoy. 'Mr Sex' here, apologising for the lack of postage over the past week (other shit to do, alas), but more importantly, updating you on my sex partner (but not in that sense) Sam, as I had a natter on the phone with him the other day.
The fact of the matter is, Sam had a massive stroke at the beginning of the month and was nearly taken away from us and spirited off to Sexpert Heaven, where the clouds are made of fishnet and the angels pluck at dildos and talk about anal masturbation techniques all the livelong day. (actually, no joking on this - he had an extremely lucky escape)
The good news is that the man is making a very rapid recovery and is starting to walk about and get to grips with all the everyday stuff we take for granted - he asked me to tell you that you wouldn't believe what a luxury showering alone can be until you've had a stroke. He also said that he is exceedingly grateful to his lady friend and her mates.
The absolutely brilliant news is that all being well, he'll be checking out of hospital in the next two weeks, and we're putting together a plan of action so he can be hitting you off with Samly advice as soon as he's ready to. It's gonna be a while before he's back on proper form, so sit tight and keep sending those good vibes in his direction.