Todger Talk is quite taken aback (and also rubbing itself against a bus shelter with undisguised glee) at the announcement that it has been voted Blog of the Year at the Erotic Awards. Not too shabby, seeing as Sam and me were only really there for a look at the orgy afterwards.
"We're not gonna win, y'know" said Sam, as I nipped out for a fag beforehand, brushing past Sebastian Horsley, who was doing his usual impersonation of Lord Snooty after seven hours on a torture rack.
"Oh yeah, no fucking way" I said. "We're not erotic enough."
When the announcement was made, Sam and I pissed ourselves laughing. And I bagsied the award before he could, claiming that me Mam wanted it on her telly. Then I walked up my street next morning waving it at people's windows. So, yeah...dunno what to say, really. There's loads of sex blogs knocking about, and just to be picked out and nominated is a really big deal. To actually win and be judged by people who know what they're going on about...crikey. Thanks to Tuppy Owens, everyone involved in the night, and all our readers who have been down with TT from day one. And Baby Jesus.
(And yeah, we'll talk about the do after the awards later)