Tuesday 21 July 2009

Americans - hear the voice of 'Mr Sex'...

Oh yes, chaps. Tonight, at about 1pm Pacific Time (whatever that is), 'Mr Sex' will be settling down in a leather armchair in his smoking jacket, with pint of sherry in hand, and will address all you Colonials about the proper manner in which to give someone a nosh on Playboy Radio, on their Afternoon Advice show. It's all to do with the publication of The Going Down Guide, which came out in America last week and is dead good. Why not buy a copy for your Dad, or your rubbish partner?

Or, even better, actually buy me one, seeing the only copy I had left has been nicked out of his house, he can't remember what he actually wrote, and is currently shitting breeze-blocks about this interview?

1 comment:

Nikki D said...

Most men need all the help they can get, often the ones who think they are good lap away like a puppy.

however the guys who manage to be good at it, can be ugly as sin, but the word gets round....i do question if penetration is over rated compared to oral...

well done on the book!