tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7448867658264499706.post8231618956692063480..comments2009-06-12T22:49:32.986+01:00Samhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12796175279935659886noreply@blogger.comBlogger4125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7448867658264499706.post-85181204944365003092009-06-12T22:49:32.986+01:002009-06-12T22:49:32.986+01:00Last winter, I broke up with my asshole boyfriend of 3 years. This is good in every respect except for one. There was something that we used to do together that I&#39;m not sure anyone else does or would do and I don&#39;t know if I&#39;m alone here.<br /><br />Basically I wanted to try some watersports as part of a general BDSM interest. Ok, pretty tame by modern standards. But he couldn&#39;t do it. He couldn&#39;t pee while someone was watching him. So the joke I made was &#39;pretend I&#39;m on fire, ok?&#39;<br /><br />That&#39;s what we did. We would pretend that I was on fire, and I&#39;d be screaming and thrashing around, and he had to hold me down and piss on me. Hottt, right? Sometimes he&#39;d flog me with a towel or something to put the &#39;flames&#39; out. A few times he sprayed me with a fire extinguisher (the kind with water). I can promise you that being pissed on feels even better than normal when you&#39;re pretending that it is putting out flames on your body. Screaming, thrashing, then pissing, then relief. It&#39;s very cathartic. <br /><br />Yes, I&#39;ve already googled this. I&#39;m not stupid. And I cannot find a damn thing about this. But you know this stuff, right? Is there a community or even a name for this? I tried joining a watersports group online but nobody wanted to hear a thing about pretending someone is on fire. Basically I was told that this was off-topic and not something that people wanted to even think about.<br /><br />What the hell am I supposed to do?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7448867658264499706.post-20585619155256056442009-06-09T12:18:35.943+01:002009-06-09T12:18:35.943+01:00Brilliant. It&#39;s the music that makes it so.badgerdaddyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08275758525851693777noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7448867658264499706.post-65338359199919008572009-06-05T04:01:29.203+01:002009-06-05T04:01:29.203+01:00That is really worrying. Oh wow. I&#39;m with Lost Girl on that one... the music doesn&#39;t really help either. Now I&#39;m going to associate Queen with whatever that slide is.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7448867658264499706.post-28914070023146034802009-06-05T00:01:36.826+01:002009-06-05T00:01:36.826+01:00Does anyone else think that this could be used as a scary visual representation about the literal consequences of unprotected sex?Lost girlhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06259575269402330544noreply@blogger.com