tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7448867658264499706.post1201598258637030382..comments2024-03-25T09:34:50.580+00:00Comments on Todger Talk: Something for the Ladies # 29Samhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12796175279935659886noreply@blogger.comBlogger8125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7448867658264499706.post-83569782016593630842010-06-01T07:40:46.270+01:002010-06-01T07:40:46.270+01:00If you're already comfortable with anal than a...If you're already comfortable with anal than an enema is definitely the best way to safeguard yourself against those messy situations I'd say. Not that it will guarantee no mess, but my husband said he noticed a difference and I felt cleaner and more comfortable. I know enemas can seem a bit daunting at first but they're really no big deal!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7448867658264499706.post-67484991492724857722010-02-19T01:47:59.570+00:002010-02-19T01:47:59.570+00:00Just relax as it goes past your internal sphincter...Just relax as it goes past your internal sphincter, and the rest is easy. The only risk with a very long cock is that it might exceed the length of your rectum and jab up against the part where is takes a sharp bend to the left to connect with your colon. And this might also leave some poo at the tip of his cock. But no need to be shy about these things - it's just food that you've eaten, with all the nutrients removed.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7448867658264499706.post-56316078013351974882009-12-11T14:59:59.982+00:002009-12-11T14:59:59.982+00:00Alexa has talked about this very issue in detail. ...Alexa has talked about this very issue in detail. <br /><br />http://www.realprincessdiaries.com/2009/07/sex-is-dirty/<br /><br />(no, I don't get paid to promote her -- just thought that post was relevant to this one)Garanimalnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7448867658264499706.post-75063528379431458762009-12-09T08:38:14.419+00:002009-12-09T08:38:14.419+00:00Ah thank you for your tips!
Obviously have alread...Ah thank you for your tips!<br /><br />Obviously have already questionned said man about occasional mess and his very response was along the occupational hazard route - however, wanted this confirming as feel he is slightly biased!<br /><br />And Mister M - don't knock til you try - at the risk of sounding crass etc - any hole is very much a goal - it simply feels different - amazing, yet different!<br /><br />Analonymous. xAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7448867658264499706.post-62029099455554342022009-12-08T20:27:03.506+00:002009-12-08T20:27:03.506+00:00I meant 'love' of course.....I meant 'love' of course.....Mister Mnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7448867658264499706.post-33979772007345735022009-12-08T20:24:06.216+00:002009-12-08T20:24:06.216+00:00I'm so pleased TT is back - where have you bee...I'm so pleased TT is back - where have you been!? Hope you're continuing to get better Sam.<br /><br />Haven't tried 'brown love' myself precisely for the reasons Mr Sex has listed. Seeing the old fella return from an active tour of duty with a bit of 'collateral damage' might just give me post traumatic stress! And besides which, I've never understood why anyone would want to go down the dirt track when a purpose built, self lubricating live tunnel was nearby and far more likely to grant admission.<br /><br />Is that euphemistic enough?Mister Mnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7448867658264499706.post-53236500037546431192009-12-08T16:14:35.761+00:002009-12-08T16:14:35.761+00:00Conversely, don't over-do the contingency plan...Conversely, don't over-do the contingency plan. You don't want the other half to <i>expect</i> a rooster tail of shit, after all.<br /><br />A towel underneath is the least that should be done though.<br /><br />And Mr Sex, great use of the word 'Santorum'.badgerdaddyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08275758525851693777noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7448867658264499706.post-845271191363182172009-12-08T15:08:00.485+00:002009-12-08T15:08:00.485+00:00From personal experience, there has never been a &...From personal experience, there has never been a 'rooster tail of shit' as a result. But there has been a little bit of fecal matter on the odd occasion. In those instances, things have been just glossed over. We don't talk about it, and it hasn't stopped us from doing it. We both just accept that it could happen, does happen, and is dealt with if it does.<br />But I reckon a contingincy plan is a really good idea.TWShttp://thewickedstepmumblog.wordpress.com/noreply@blogger.com